Words of the Constant

BE'ST THEE GONE!

FIE ON THEE, VILLAIN!

MANY THANKS, GIVES'T THOU MORE PLEASE

BERRIES

THE APORKALYPSE COMETH!

THE CRACK OF DOOM!

DEATH HAVE ITS DAY!

THEY HATH RETURNED!

THEY KILL US FOR THEIR SPORT

A PLAGUE ON ALL OUR HOUSES!

BE ALL AND END ALL!

IT'S A THING!

East

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Northeast

Northwest

South

Southeast

Southwest

West

Drop All

It says "Come on in."

"Not sick, just coffin."

"Sweet slumber."

"This world could not hold me."

"I didn't like it here anyway."

"I've better places to be."

"It's dirty down here."

"Age makes fools of us all."

"Just needed a rest."

"Five more minutes."

"It's not as bad as it looks."

"Here lies some guy."

It says "Finally, some peace and quiet."

It says "Mind your own business."

It says "Help, get me out!" and "Nah, just kidding," beneath.

An engraving of their last words: "I love it so much I could just die!"

An engraving of their last words: "Hey, watch this."

An engraving of their last words: "Uh-oh."

An engraving of their last words: "This is fine."

An engraving of their last words: "I'm out of here."

An engraving of their last words: "That's enough of that."

An engraving of their last words: "I'd rather die!"

"Here lies some gal."

An engraving of their last words: "Uh, okay bye."

It reads "Right behind you..." and "Made you look!"

"Whoops."

It's cracked down the middle.

It says "Did I make it into the history books?"

It says "I'm taking a nap. In the dirt."