Words of the Constant

It says "These are just the pieces we could find."

It says "See you on the other side."

It says "Catch you later."

It says "Don't make fun. You'll be here too one day."

"Here lies some person."

It says "On to the next adventure."

"It's worse than it looks."

"This is where I keep my stuff."

It says "I'm just pretending."

It reads "Is the coast clear yet?"

It says "Lost and Found".

It says "I hope I turned the oven off."

It says "Right where I belong."

It says "I guess this is my life now."

"Not sick, just coffin."

The headstone is blank.

"Beware." Beware of what?

It's covered in a peaceful moss.

It reads "I've made a grave error." Hm.

It reads "I can dig it." Oh.

It reads "Care to join me?"

It reads "Don't worry, it's cozy." That's nice.

"And don't come back."

"Milk. Eggs. Bacon."

Huh? That's my name!

It reads "You're standing on my face." Oops.

There's just a big "W" etched in it.

Flooded

Reduced Material Cost

'TIS NAUGHT WILBA'S

GIVE'ST THEE TO MAMA

THOU FIND'DED YON CROWN O' MAMA'S!!

WILBA LOST'DED MAMA'S CROWN

MAMA PUNISH'DED WILBA

MAMA WANT'TH HER CROWN BACK'DED

FINDETH YON CROWN?

MANY THANKS, UNPIG

WILBA SHALT TAKETH YON GIFT

GIVE'ST THOU TO ME?

WILBA DESERV'DETH THIS

Inspect

That was a close one!

I think we'll be alright.

You're looking much better now.

It's passed. For now.

It's back in the lodge. Phew!

Are you okay?

You look distracted, Woodie.

It's just a tree! Calm down!

Woodie! Be careful!