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Survivor

That is an impressive piece of coral.

Bet this'll float.

I've definitely seen better boats.

Cork Bowl Canoe

Should keep my stuff all corked up safe.

Pretty lightweight.

Hang ten, stinky sea dude!

Aw, shucks.

I'll need a toothpick soon.

I could grow some corn of my own with these.

If I was on my surfboard I could catch you.

He's taking a break from running.

A beachfront home. Nice.

Wonder what's inside.

It's cute, from a safe distance.

Akaw!

Are we best friends now?

Nice and cozy.

It makes a swishing sound when I walk.

It's been awhile since I held one of these.

Cutlass Supreme

Can I get something to eat now?

Whew! Really cleans your sinuses!

It was hard work cutting those. Nap time!

I don't have to build something now, do I?

My gut can't handle that!

Woah, that fish is HUGE!

Senseless.

Saying sorry won't bring it back.

Thanks for the logs. Sorry about, like, your body.

It comes in so many colors!

I said I was sorry!

That just makes me sad.

Beefalo Mounting

Aw. Poor little fishy.

Tasteful Fish Mounting

Looks pretty creepy.

A good sturdy beam.

Unimportant Rock Pillar

I could sleep on that!

Yes! I could sit on this!

Dude. I could totally sit on this.

A place to put your feet up.

I'm sittin' on that!

I could totally fall asleep on that.

Nope.

I like it!

My grandma had one of these.

Sweet! A nice comfy chair.

Can I sleep on it?

Two lights?! Whoo!

Dual Embroidered Lamp

Two lights?! Whoo!

Dual Fringes Lamp

Two lights?! Whoo!

Dual Upturn Lamp

Oooh. This one's adjustable.

Adjustable Lamp

Hey there, fancy lamp.