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Survivor

I could grow a dragonfruit with these.

Dragon Fruit Seeds

Delicious pie!

I need a suit of these, immediately.

Woah, tone it down, my guy.

Work out? Why bother.

I licked one once. It burned my tongue.

It must have been in love. It's still crazy hot.

My brother used to do the same thing.

Does someone want to cook it for me?

I feel like a warrior.

Fried Drumstick

It's my lucky day!

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Do I really have to replant it?

Viney Bush Root

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Elephant Cactus

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Planting this sounds like hard work.

Should've leashed it.

Aww... All dunged out.

It's a grade-A dung surfer.

That's the right attitude.

Someone's grubbing.

Mushburger.

Nothing left.

Looks pretty difficult to eat.

Woah! That smells awful!

Extra Smelly Durian

I could grow a stink-fruit with these.

Keeps my ears fluffy and warm.

Rabbit Earmuffs

I hope someone didn't lose this...

One True Earring

If you squint it's actually kind of cute.

I'm not gonna eat just an eel old thing!

I've never seen an egg that shade of purple.

Is this, like, an omelette?

Braised Eggplant

I could grow an eggplant with these.

Looking sharp!

Elephant Cactus

Ouch!

Prickly Elephant Cactus

It's taking a nap.

Elephant Cactus Stump

Whatever floats my boat.

That's not cool.

I know the feeling.

Sliced and diced.

Reminds me of winter. Yuck.

That's not cool.

Lumpy Evergreen

He's a burnout.

Lumpy Evergreen

Cut down in its prime.

Lumpy Evergreen

Looks like the diet version.

Lumpy Evergreen

My third eye will protect me.