Words of the Constant
Berry Bush
Its suffering will end soon.
It's not long for this world...
It is on the precipice...
A snack, perchance?
The wait begins.
It succumbed to the heat.
It will require an intervention.
Combustion!
It's afflicted with an agrarian disease beyond my curing.
Hm... The leaves are curling at the edges.
It's an Ardisia crenata bush.
The berries are growing back, slowly.
Ardisia crenata don't do well in extreme heat.
Eat poop, stupid plant!
Yes!! Burn!!
Burn the sick!
Blech. You smell.
Mmmmm. Berries.
But I want more berries!
All dried out. Primed for fire!
Needs something from a beast's backside.
Not much I can do now.
Maybe you oughta take a sick day...
Yeuch! Is it supposed to smell like that?
Can I eat those?
Picked it right clean.
You've obviously never worked a boiler room.
I need to poop on it.
Ah! Is burning!
Is weak. Sickly!
Is looking shrivelly.
Is full of food-balls!
Eating part is gone.
Is too hot for bush.
It needs a good poopin'.
Can't save it now.
It's caught a bit of a bug.
Lookin' a bit down.
Saskatoon berries?
No berries left!
It's perished from the heat, eh?
Needs poop
Oh! Oh no!
Sick! Very, very sick!
You sick, friend?
Full of stuff for belly
Belly fillers will grow back
Poor guy
It won't be returning to this plane.
Whoops-a-doodle.