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Fizzled out, eh?

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It's like wearin' a cozy pair of long johns while I work.

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Going to break!

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Ah! Hot!!

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No more warm?

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Warm dirt mover

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The cracks are beginning to show, hyuyu!

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Its heat can't be beat.

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What's the harm? It's barely warm!

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It keeps the cold from taking hold.

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It gonna break, florp!

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It good at gardening, but hurt claws!

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Hey! How come not warm anymore?

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So warm! Gimme!

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WARNING: LOSING STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY

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SUPERHEATED FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY

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HEAT OUTPUT: NEGLIGIBLE

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A GARDEN HOE AND A HEATER. I RESPECT A MULTITASKER

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