Words of the Constant
Hatching Tallbird Egg
Exposure to temperature extremes may result in death.
A watched pot never boils.
We shall soon reap the fruits of our labors.
Al dente.
Needs more fire!
Arise, my phoenix!
Is there such a thing as too much fire?
How long is this going to take?
I'm getting tired of waiting.
Ugh. Crunchy.
This egg's gonna freeze over.
This one just might hatch.
It's sweating buckets.
You've got your work cut out for ya, lil guy.
I can see the beak!
That crunch was upsetting.
Bird is like ice cube!
Little bird is trying to get out.
Is too hot for little bird!
I wait for bird.
Bird comes soon.
This egg too crunchy.
Too cold for you?
It's hatching.
Is it crying?
Birds are never prompt.
Anytime now.
You can taste the beak, eh?
Needs warm
Tweet!
Too hot!
(yawn)
Tweeter coming soon!
Don't feel good
You seem chilly, silly billy.
They grow up so fast, or so I hear.
Ooo, ouch, much too hot!
It isn't ready to come out and play.
Oh dear, oh dear, it's almost here!
Doing that hurt my feelings.
You cold?
It hatching!
Hm... feel hot...
Why taking so long!!
Will be out soon!
Blegh, who wanna eat that?
IT REQUIRES WARMTH
CRACK DETECTED
IT CAN NOT VENT EXCESS HEAT
LIFE IS AN ANNOYINGLY SLOW PROCESS