Words of the Constant

I suppose I must put my gardening prowess to the test!

Weight: Harvested on day: A very respectable harvest.

Weight: Harvested on day: My, quite the accomplishment!

I'm afraid the weight of this bit of produce is too small to tabulate.

Yeah, now we're talking!

Aw, over already?

Oooh, that basket looks flammable!

Weight: Harvested on day: Wow. Exciting.

Weight: Harvested on day: More to burn.

Hey is this thing broken? It's not even showing the weight!

I knew that thing looked like a fire hazard waiting to happen...

Alright everyone, back to it!

What is this, a county fair?

Weight: Harvested on day: Pretty good!

Weight: Harvested on day: What a whopper!

Hey, a lot of hard work went into growing that thing!

Not good!

Cooked.

Whose fruit or veggie will be mightiest?

Wolfgang

Weight: Harvested on day: Wolfgang could lift with only one finger.

Wolfgang

Weight: Harvested on day: Ha! Very mighty indeed!

Wolfgang

Is too puny for scale to work.

It's gonna start a forest fire if we're not careful!

Well, that's a shame.

We're up for a bit of friendly competition, aren't we Lucy?

Weight: Harvested on day: That's a nice one.

Weight: Harvested on day: Would ya look at the size of it!

Huh. Seeing it now I guess it's not that impressive.

No! Oh no!

Gone...

Friend holder

Weight: Harvested on day: Good job!

Wormwood

Weight: Harvested on day: Proud of you!

Did their best

What fun!

Let's do it again, hyuyu!

Hoohoo, a game!

Weight: Harvested on day: But is it worth the weight? Hyuyu!

Wortox

Weight: Harvested on day: I say, what a nice display!

Wortox

It's not enough to tip the scale, hyuyu!

Aaah! Who did it?!

Aww...

Mine gonna win!

Weight: Harvested on day: Maybe take teeny little bite...

Wurt

Weight: Harvested on day: Wanna eat it... anyone looking, florp?

Wurt

Hey! Why it not working, florp?

HA. IT IS ON FIRE

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WHAT IS THIS HUMAN OBSESSION WITH WEIGHING EVERYTHING?

WX-78

Weight: Harvested on day: AN ILLOGICAL USE OF FOODSTUFFS