Words of the Constant
Beefalo
Don't you die on me, you walking hamburger!
It's lost the fire from its heart.
Er, are you following me?
What a disgusting, hairy beast!
It may be a dumb stinky beast, but it's my dumb stinky beast!
Ha! He's all naked now!
I can see fire in its eyes.
You need to burn some calories.
Let's go!
They look even dumber when they're sleeping.
That's unfortunate.
It wasn't its time.
We're friends now.
Looks like I made a friend.
Heh. Big lug.
We're buddies!
Ha! That's just vulgar.
Rein in that attitude before I rein in you!
You're getting soft!
Wow! You're in top form!
Lazy.
Hair-cow is dead.
Why, my poor hair-cow? Why?
Hair-cow so fluffy and nice!
Hair-cow follow me!
Is hair-cow thing!
Is good hair-cow, very good.
Hair-cow has no more hair.
You are feisty!
A critter after own heart!
Like I'm back in cavalry!
Hair-cow is sleeping.
It doesn't look alive.
It's like losing my second best friend.
I like this one's attitude.
I think he likes me.
He smells like a sod house.
He's a smelly old thing, but I couldn't ask for a better bud!
Cheer up, eh?
Why so glum, chum?
You're almost as big as a moose!
I'm sorry, want to go for a ride?
He's catching some zeds.
Poor Shaggy Buddy
Oh, no! My Shaggy Buddy!
A pet now
Looking for belly stuff
Shaggy Buddy
Shaggy Buddy is friend
Bald