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Science says it's good for me.
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I'll eat my vegetables.
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Not quite as crisp anymore.
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Roasted asparagus. What a treat!
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Fire does not make it more palatable.
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Smells terrible.
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Asparagus makes our pee smell funny.
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If I ever feel like eating anything, I'll eat it.
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It releases sulfur compounds when it's digested.
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Not so chewy now, are you?
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I'm not fussy.
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Vegetables make me big and strong.
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Little easier to eat them cooked.
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Smells pointy
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I'd rather not.
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Hot snack sticks!
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