Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The static does terrible things to my hair.

Walter

I'm a bit too old for this kind of thing.

Wanda

Ha, I'd look ridiculous in that! Let me try it on.

Warly

It's... not exactly my style.

Wigfrid

A rubbery mockery of life.

Maxwell

Would I really stoop so low as to wear such a thing?

Webber

It looks like a bunny!

Wendy

Can he make one for Abigail?

Ms. Wickerbottom

I believe it's meant to evoke the image of a Lagomorph.

Willow

Hey, a rabbit! Not bad!

Winona

Cute, but it won't protect your noggin' from much.

Wolfgang

Haha! Tiny clownman make funny rabbit hat!

Woodie

We can all appreciate nature in our own way.

Wormwood

Squee Hopper? Hm. No

Wortox

I'm likely to get lightheaded from wearing it, hyuyuyu!

Wurt

Squeaky hat.

WX-78

IT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING UGLY