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Milkmade Hat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

For hands-free dairy drinking.

Milk is good for your skeleton!

What a wonderful, time-saving design!

Quelle horreur! What a waste of good food!

A warrior would never deign to wear such a thing!

Do I have no dignity left?

Mother said we must always drink our milk.

This feels silly.

Ms. Wickerbottom

How... innovative.

Is that even a real hat?

Pretty practical if you ask me.

Wolfgang likes funny milk hat!

Keeps my hands free for choppin'.

Food? No. Hat?

What will the mortals cook up next.

Weird hat.

THAT IS ABSURD