Words of the Constant
Beefalo Grooming Station
Wilson P. HiggsburyI styled my beefalo in the hottest fashions... and paid the price.
Wilson P. HiggsburyThere's no beefalo here to groom.
Wilson P. HiggsburyLet's beautify this beefalo!
WalterWe all need to be much more careful with fire.
WalterWoby doesn't like getting dressed up, but beefalo seem to!
WalterYou're going to look great when we're done, just you wait!
WandaOh botheration, not again.
WandaOh! I almost forgot to bring the beefalo!
WandaYou'll be the most smartly dressed creature around!
WarlyEn flambé.
WarlyPresentation is important!
WarlyAnd now, to dress the steak!
WigfridThe show must go on!
WigfridPreparing for the stage is nearly as exhilarating as preparing for battle!
WigfridThis beastie is ready for its dress rehearsal.
MaxwellWhat a shame.
MaxwellHow ridiculous.
MaxwellI suppose I'll have to try to make this creature less homely.
WebberAww...
WebberWe want our beefalo to look its best!
WebberYou're going to look so good when we're finished!
WendyBurned to ashes.
WendyBeauty, like all things, will fade and be forgotten.
WendyI can change its appearance, but it will always just be a beefalo.
Ms. WickerbottomWhat an unfortunate turn of events.
Ms. WickerbottomThese creatures require regular grooming.
Ms. WickerbottomLet's get you looking a bit more presentable, shall we?
WillowHeh, well that was fun.
WillowCome on beefalo, it's dress-up time!
WillowHonestly, anything I do will be an improvement.
WinonaGuess I'll have to build another one.
WinonaAwfully fancy for a beefalo.
WinonaLet's get this beefalo spiffed up.
WolfgangHmm... not good.
WolfgangFor brushing and pampering of hair-cows.
WolfgangDo not worry hair-cow, you are in good hands with Wolfgang!
WoodieNot much I can do with that.
WoodieThis seems like a bit much...
WoodieWell, let's see what I can do.
WormwoodOh
WormwoodShaggy Buddy brusher
WormwoodHmm hmm, make you pretty!
WortoxHyuyuyu how silly!
WortoxI'll groom beefalo hair with my signature flair.
WortoxFancy some fancying up? Hyuyu!
WurtAww...
WurtOooooooh!!
WurtGonna make you soooo pretty!
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