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Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't save the boat from everything, but it sure kelps.

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Walter

Don't worry Woby, I'm really good at sailing. That's just a precaution!

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Wanda

Anything to prolong the life of my boat.

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Warly

A helpful bit of garnish for the boat, non?

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Wigfrid

My vessel is well defended.

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Maxwell

I don't know if the smell is worth the protection it offers.

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Webber

It keeps the boat from getting hurt.

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Wendy

It will only prolong the inevitable.

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Ms. Wickerbottom

A thick barrier of Nereocystis luetkeana.

Ewww, it's slimy!

Slimy, but it'll do for securin' the boat some more.

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Wolfgang

Wolfgang feels better now.

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Woodie

There ya go, nice and safe.

Keeps Floaty safe

Some friendly help from fronds of kelp.

Pretty decorations!

I HAVE SHIELDED MY BOAT WITH EXPENDABLE ORGANIC MATTER

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