Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The cannon is ready to fire!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I should load it with something.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I didn't forget the cannonballs, I'm just letting the anticipation build.

Walter

It's kind of like a giant slingshot, if you think about it.

Walter

I'll load the cannonball!

Walter

I forgot the cannonballs! This won't make me lose points toward my badge, right?

Wanda

It never hurts to take precautions.

Wanda

I could have sworn I loaded that cannon... maybe it hasn't happened yet.

Wanda

Next time I'll remember to bring cannonballs.

Warly

Is it too much to hope for a peaceful voyage?

Warly

Its belly is empty.

Warly

Ah zut! I have nothing to fill its belly.

Wigfrid

Ready for battle!

Wigfrid

Load the cannons!

Wigfrid

Woe! There is nary a cannonball in sight!

Maxwell

Don't test me.

Maxwell

It's useless if it isn't loaded.

Maxwell

Tragically, I can't just summon cannonballs out of thin air.

Webber

We know we shouldn't play with it, but Willow says it's so much fun...

Webber

Ms. Wickerbottom said we could play with it as long as there's no cannonballs inside.

Webber

Oh, we forgot to bring the cannonballs!

Wendy

What irreparable damage will it cause?

Wendy

It's empty inside...

Wendy

I have nothing that can fill the void... of this empty cannon.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It is not a plaything.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A highly effective weapon in nautical combat, when properly loaded.

Ms. Wickerbottom

There's still the small matter of ammunition, dear...

Willow

The only fun part of sailing is getting to fire the cannon.

Willow

It isn't loaded? Booooring.

Willow

Darn it, I'm out... hey Wes, you always wanted to try being a human cannonball right?

Winona

All you sea critters better think twice about messing with my boat!

Winona

It won't do much good if it's not loaded.

Winona

I won't be able to do much without some cannonballs.

Wolfgang

Is ready for firing!

Wolfgang

Cannon is empty, but still very scary looking!

Wolfgang

Ah. Wolfgang forgot cannonballs.

Woodie

There's a big seabird out there I'd love to introduce you to.

Woodie

Looks like it could do some damage... if it was actually loaded.

Woodie

I can't just load it with any old thing, eh?

Wormwood

Boom!

Wormwood

Empty

Wormwood

Oops! Forgot rocks

Wortox

Ready to fire and brimstone!

Wortox

Rounded stones are required for this cannon to fire.

Wortox

This cannon cannot fire.

Wurt

Wanna play, wanna play!

Wurt

It not ready yet!

Wurt

Glurgh... forget to bring cannon rocks...

WX-78

IT MAKES THE HORRIBLE BOAT SLIGHTLY BETTER

WX-78

REQUIRES AMMUNITION