Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It didn't really hook me.

Walter

Fishing is a reel-y important part of wilderness survival. Get it? Reel-y?

Wanda

Fishing is already time-consuming enough, I'm not reading a book too!

Warly

Sadly, it doesn't include any seafood recipes.

Wigfrid

Secret tactics for capturing the sea meats!

Maxwell

I suppose I'll eat for a lifetime, then? Somehow I doubt it.

Webber

Will reading really make us better at fishing?

Wendy

Poor fish, so easily murdered.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It starts with a rather compelling hook.

Willow

The only thing more boring than fishing is reading about fishing.

Winona

I learn by doing, not reading.

Wolfgang

Pictures of fish make Wolfgang's belly rumble.

Woodie

Is there a chapter on ice fishing?

Wormwood

Has Glub Glubs

Wortox

This one's a bit fishy.

Wurt

Is best book! Has fishies in it!

Wurt

Tell me fishy story!

WX-78

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