Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That doesn't sound very scientific.

Walter

I wonder what impractical rain rituals look like?

Wanda

Rituals, hm? The old girl's got some tricks up her sleeve.

Warly

Rainy days are good for reading.

Wigfrid

It speaks of ways to appease Freyr.

Maxwell

What's a ritual without a little showmanship? Surely a prop or two?

Webber

"One of the simplest ways to invite rain is to kill a-" oh...

Wendy

Oh... I suppose I was hoping it might involve more candles and chanting.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A succinct guide, without any extraneous fluff.

Willow

Ugh, I hate rain!

Winona

I'm too busy to sit around and read.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang will keep umbrella, just in case.

Woodie

Could've really used this when I was livin' on the West Coast.

Wormwood

Friends will like that

Wortox

Mortals can take the fun out of anything.

Wurt

Can tell rain what to do? Wanna try!!

Wurt

What a ritual?

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