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Brush

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I bet the beefalo really like this.

Woby loves getting her fur brushed.

Caring for animals is so time consuming!

For tidying unkempt beast hair.

Time for hair and makeup!

It's like showing affection, without actually touching it.

It's more scratchy than anything.

Oh, to rid the world of fluff.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Microscopic barbs allow for optimal hair retrieval.

It smells like burnt hair.

Repetitive tasks are soothing.

For brush really strong hair!

You could debark a log with this thing.

Buddies like the brushing

Keeps imp chest tufts plush.

Hair so weird, flurp.

HAIR IS AN EXTRANEOUS ADDON