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Bull Kelp

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Welp. It's kelp.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I just couldn't kelp myself.

It's kelp... or a sea monster DISGUISING themselves as kelp.

I guess it's just kelp.

Kelp is only slightly more interesting than grass.

It'll grow back eventually.

Salad of the sea!

She needs time to regrow, non?

Ah! The sea hath sent its foul veggies!

It is defeated.

Disgusting. I'll have someone else pick it.

We already took the food parts.

There's some kelp floating in the water!

We gave it a haircut.

It's just seaweed.

There's no more seaweed here.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Nereocystis luetkeana.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Nereocystis luetkeana needs time to regrow.

I bet we could eat that.

Nothing left to take.

We can pick it if we can get close enough.

The sea's fulla food, hey?

Big pond is growing hair.

All gone.

Look, sea plants.

Picked clean.

Water friends!

Yum!

And so it grows from out the sea.

The mortals picked it with such glee.

Water snack!

Will come back later, florp.

IT THRIVES IN THE OCEAN AND I HATE IT

TAKE THAT