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Butter

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can't believe it's butter!

This makes far more sense, honestly.

If only I had some tea and toast.

I thought I would never see you again, old friend!

Butter. Might it be good on steak?

Some puns are irresistible.

Butter is better.

I wasn't expecting that.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Lepidopterous lipids?

Tasty, and just a little bit insecty.

This makes everything better.

Is buttery, and taste like insect.

I prefer margarine.

Where are wings?

Essence of slipperiness.

Taste like bugs... not bad, florp.

THIS IS IMPROBABLE