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Kind

Survivor

Cactus

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sharp but delicious.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Deflated, but still spiny.

That's one prickly plant.

You'd better be tasty.

I wonder if it's really worth the bother.

Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable.

I bet it has a sharp flavor.

It will live to prick again.

It does have admirable armor.

It will return.

Puffer plant.

Cactus? More like flat-tus!

It's got more things coming out of it than we do.

It's got no meat left in it.

Knives out.

Flattened.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A young barrel cactus.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Desperate times, desperate measures.

Spines! My weakness! How did you know?

We'll call it a tie.

Prickly.

Guess we know who won that one.

Wolfgang not like sharp plant.

Ha! Is flat plant.

That's gonna hurt.

Called it.

Ouch Friend

Grow, Ouch Friend! Grow!

Spiny and mean, just how I like them.

To pick a cactus, you just need some prac-tus!

It full of spikes.

Grow back, florp!

PROTECTIVE BARRIER PRESENT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION

NO NUTRIENT-RICH MATERIAL REMAINING AT THIS TIME