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Sawhorse

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It doesn't make furniture anymore.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It makes furniture.

I guess my carpentry badge will have to wait.

Now I can work towards my carpentry badge!

Well, that's decidedly unfunctional.

I like my furniture simple and functional.

C'est la vie...

A bit of furniture would be nice around here.

It seems my training hath come to an abrupt end.

A carpenter's saw is merely another blade for me to master!

Too bad.

I never cared for woodworking. The sawdust gets everywhere.

Oops...

We'll be careful with the saw!

...Perhaps not.

Perhaps I could make something nice.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I suppose my reading chair will have to wait.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I could use a new reading chair.

See?

I love stuff made out of wood! It burns so well!

You didn't deserve this.

I... love you.

Poor little saw.

Who mightier? Man or machine? Wrong. Wolfgang.

Lucy! Tell me you didn't.

Don't worry Luce. She's got nothin' on ya.

Oops, burnt

Ooh, sharp

Who misunderstood it would be good to build it all of wood?

The mortal need to feel productive, if I may be so reductive.

Who play with fire?

Wood cutty thing!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

YOUR SAW WILL BE USEFUL IN THE MACHINE UPRISING