Words of the Constant
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Now he's off who-knows-were.
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I sure hope we get to see him again!
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Ah yes, how could I forget that time I was nearly smashed to bits?
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I have to admit, I think I prefer him this way.
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The beast proved himself to be a worthy adversary!
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Seems like anyone can get a statue these days.
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He wasn't very nice to us...
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A reminder that kindness only leads to pain.
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An accurate stone model of that ill-behaved creature.
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How come jerks always seem to get statues?
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It's so lifelike, I can almost smell the bad breath.
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Wolfgang has bigger muscles, see?
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Not lookin' so tough now, eh?
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Hello? Can't talk?
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A boorish boar's bust!
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Grrr... why we have nasty Pig statue?!
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A VAST IMPROVEMENT
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