Words of the Constant
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This sculpture is a bit of an eyesore.
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I still feel kind of bad for her.
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What an unpleasant subject for a statue.
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Brr... it still gives me the shivers...
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'Twas an unnatural thing. Slaying it was a kindness.
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I take great offense to anyone trying to improve on my designs.
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It looks so real, it gives us the shivers!
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The beast came back even colder than before.
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Such a strange and grotesque affliction...
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We kicked its butt, and then we kicked it again.
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She's almost a looker.
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Wolfgang not scared of statue, but be careful with pointy part.
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She'd look great up on the mantle.
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Eye ouchie still ouchie?
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She got quite the eyeful.
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Bye bye deer. No more eye pokey.
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MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS STATUE. WHO CARES
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