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Klaus Figure

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Can I invoke the "no holiday decorations" Klaus?

Aw, it reminds me of the holidays.

Why would I want to remember him?

A table centerpiece fit for a holiday feast.

A tribute to the festive warrior spirit.

Why bother?

Can we decorate it?

No more life in this festive spirit.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A wonderfully seasonal simulacrum.

Haha, you can't get me now.

Kinda makes me nostalgic.

Is that time of year already?

Can't complain aboot that worksmanship.

Not squishy

A stagnant stag.

Can't chase me anymore!

IT HAS EVOLVED INTO ITS SUPERIOR STATIC FORM