Words of the Constant
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Now you're the one scared stiff!
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This statue is... a-maze-ing! Get it?
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This will help remind me not to venture too far in the caves...
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Perhaps now you can keep watch over my crock pot.
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The beast guarded its treasure well, but not well enough.
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Always keep things close to the chest, right pal?
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We feel a bit bad for stealing their treasure.
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A testament to a lifetime spent alone in the dark.
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A rather convincing likeness.
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Pfft, I never needed a guardian. And I turned out fine!
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What a stone-faced brute.
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Strong beast made from strong stone!
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Gotta say I prefer it to the original.
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Scary
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It's as though the Minotaur met Medusa.
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It good for scratching scales against.
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COLD AND HARD, AN IMPROVEMENT
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