Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That was a terrible night of very uncomfortable eye contact.

Walter

Is this one of those sculptures where the eyes follow you around the room?

Wanda

I'd be quite happy to never lay eyes on them again.

Warly

They weren't the most polite guests, non?

Wigfrid

A battle I shan't soon forget.

Maxwell

The most troublesome pair I've ever seen.

Webber

Now they'll always be together.

Wendy

I still remember watching the light leave their eyes.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A stone rendition of a pair of mechanical marvels.

Willow

Great, another creepy statue.

Winona

A fresh pair of eyes is just what we needed around here!

Wolfgang

Brrr, still sends chill down Wolfgang's spine.

Woodie

They make a good lookin' statue, eh?

Wormwood

Can't see now

Wortox

What an eye-catching statue, hyuyu!

Wurt

Ha ha, they just rocks now!

WX-78

SIGH. I MISS THEM