Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

At least my hair will stay dry.

Walter

It's a shellmet! Because it's a helmet, but a shell-- you get it.

Wanda

If you step back a good ways and squint, it almost looks fashionable.

Warly

Not the best looking hat, but c'est la vie.

Wigfrid

Tis a helm fit for a warrior of the deep.

Maxwell

This doesn't look dapper at all.

Webber

We look like a hermit crab!

Wendy

I'm protected, but at what cost to my dignity.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Hm, it has a very disagreeable odor.

Willow

Matches my prickly personality.

Winona

Hardhats must be worn beyond this point!

Wolfgang

Keep head safe and dry!

Woodie

Hope this shell protects me better than it protected the last guy.

Wormwood

Spiny hat

Wortox

With this spiny gear, I've nothing to fear!

Wurt

Make good spiky hat!

WX-78

I'LL SHIELD MYSELF WITH ITS DISGUSTING EXOSKELETON