Words of the Constant
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Science help me, I can't decipher this handwriting.
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Woby, I can't read the recipe if you chew on the cards!
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Whatever was written here has been lost to time.
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Ah, non! I cannot make out the recipe!
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'Tis but a jumbled mess of words.
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The writing is too faint to read.
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We can't read what it says!
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The writing has been smudged away, the words forgotten.
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Oh dear, I can't seem to make any sense of it.
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Can't read it, into the fire it goes!
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I can't make heads or tails of it.
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Wolfgang can't read puny writing!
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Looks like somethin' was written here, but it faded away.
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Hmmm. No good
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How mysterious, the card is blank!
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Glurgh... can't read it!
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ERROR: RECIPE UNREADABLE
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