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Wilson P. Higgsbury

What it lacks in slicing it makes up for in splinters.

Toy swords are for little kids.

I suppose getting hit with a block of wood will still hurt.

That is not a sword, it's a toothpick!

'Tis hardly a sword at all.

Very funny.

Does anyone wanna play pirates with us?

Sigh. Very well, I'll play "pirates".

Ms. Wickerbottom

It may be a suitable plaything for the children, if they behave themselves.

At least it'll make good firewood.

Looks more like a toy than a sword.

Is hard to cut with wooden sword.

Sorry, I might've taken a little bite.

Friend fighting?

It's a cut below the rest.

It my sword now.

IRRITATINGLY INEFFICIENT