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No-Eyed Deer

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Die, doe!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What an impressive antler!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Is it staring at me? ...No, I guess not.

Sorry deer!

You could poke an eye out with those! Maybe he already did?

Hey Woby, do you guys go to the same barber?

This won't go well for you!

Just keep your antler to yourself!

It could use a haircut, though I'm not one to talk...

Oh, it's venisON!

Shouldn't they have two antlers?

Imagine... succulent venison bourguignon.

I shall send you to the unicorn!

Skadi has bestowed a gift on Freya's creature.

The beauty of Freya dwells in all creatures!

You do not belong in MY world!

What a staggering sight!

Well it's certainly not deer to me.

Hopefully we're venomous!

Did you change your hair? Looks good!

It looks soft.

Your life is mine!

That horn won't protect you.

It lives in a constant state of fear.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This will be easy.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Its antler has grown in for winter.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It has shed its antler for the warmer months.

You're deer meat!

Don't think that horn makes you special, deer.

I wish everyone'd stop fawning over that smelly thing!

Let's throw down!

Looks like she has a new addition.

A bouncy fluffster.

I will make fight quick!

Fuzzy fragile beast got mightier.

Not very mighty. More fragile.

Hunting season's open!

Something's different aboot you...

That's a creature of the woods, eh?

Attack!

Like your branches!

Where eyes?

You look like fun, dear.

My, what a lovely horn you have!

Greetings, dearest!

Glurph, go away!

Deer got pointier.

Need haircut, florp.

YOU WILL BE TERMINATED

IT UPGRADED, BUT IT IS STILL INFERIOR