Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't like sports.

Walter

Oh, football! Yeah I'm uh... great at football...

Wanda

I don't want my brain scrambled, I'm forgetful enough as it is.

Warly

Made from pork, to protect my melon.

Wigfrid

A pig's bottom made this helmet.

Maxwell

Ready for the scrimmage.

Webber

We could be good at football, much better than I was!

Wendy

A dead thing for me to wear. Goody.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Protective gear for full-contact endeavors.

Willow

Sports are hard.

Winona

Gotta protect the assets.

Wolfgang

To protect head!

Woodie

Will this give me hockey hair?

Wormwood

Twirly Tail head thing

Wortox

I hope I don't get helmet horns.

Wurt

Made from hide of enemies, florp.

WX-78

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