Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A gargantuan garlic!

Walter

Well, we'll be safe from giant vampires now.

Wanda

It's still hard to believe garlic could grow so big.

Warly

So much garlic! My chef's heart weeps with joy!

Wigfrid

Its enlarged form offends my eyes.

Maxwell

An unreasonably enormous clump of garlic.

Webber

What do we do with all this garlic?

Wendy

Oh. It's nicely braided.

Ms. Wickerbottom

How fascinating, it seems to have grown into a braided configuration all on its own!

Willow

I bet my breath would smell great if I ate the whole thing.

Winona

I'm not scared of a bit of garlic breath.

Wolfgang

Is never enough garlic!

Woodie

Nothing like lots and lots of fresh garlic, eh?

Wormwood

Mmmm!

Wortox

Hissssss!

Wurt

Is big and crunchy and all for me!

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INSTILLING FEAR IN YOUR GARDEN PRODUCES SUPERIOR RESULTS