Words of the Constant
Gingerbread Varg
Time to desert this dessert.
Gingerbread Varg
Who's a sweet Varg? Yes you are!
Gingerbread Varg
I think I've lost my appetite...
Gingerbread Varg
Looks sweet, but acts sour!
Gingerbread Varg
I will fight thee for defying thy meaty origins.
Gingerbread Varg
Pretty brash for something so edible.
Gingerbread Varg
Aaah! A gingerbread nightmare!
Gingerbread Varg
Horrible evil in a festive coating.
Gingerbread Varg
Canis Festivus.
Gingerbread Varg
Desserts should not eat people!
Gingerbread Varg
This guy's just making me hungry.
Gingerbread Varg
Wolfgang will defeat it. Then, dessert!
Gingerbread Varg
Not like any dog I've ever seen.
Gingerbread Varg
Scary Sweet Woofer
Gingerbread Varg
That cookie wants to sink its teeth into me!
Gingerbread Varg
Will eat you all up!
Gingerbread Varg
I'D RATHER NOT HAVE MY GEARS GUNKED UP WITH ICING
Gingerbread Varg