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Good Gravy

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's all gravy.

Pass it over here!

I don't need any turkey to pour it over, just hand me a spoon.

Rich and full of flavor.

A sauce worthy of the gods themselves!

I have a tendency to overdo it on the gravy.

We like lots of gravy!

How we try in vain to add flavor to our bland and meaningless lives.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh my, it's a bit rich for me.

Yeah! Pour on the gravy!

Now we're talking!

Gravy is good indeed!

It really floats my gravy boat.

Not mud?

It sits in a boat that doesn't float.

Mmmm, is chocolate!

IT WILL LUBRICATE THE PATH TO MY STOMACH