Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What corruption of science grew these?

Walter

A handful of candy kernels.

Wanda

Delicious candied corn to munch on.

Warly

There are better confections available, in my professional opinion.

Wigfrid

A clever ruse. It is not corn at all.

Maxwell

Waxy, just like me.

Webber

Haha ew! It's weird!

Wendy

The most delicious lie.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Delightfully colored kernels of high fructose corn syrup.

Willow

Do people actually eat these or are they just a bad joke?

Winona

Is this even food?

Wolfgang

Little corns get stuck in Wolfgang's mighty moustache!

Woodie

Don't worry, I'll eat enough for the both of us, Lucy.

Wormwood

Not for dirt

Wortox

I suppose I could eat a delightful treat.

Wurt

Made corn even better?!

WX-78

HORRIBLE TEXTURE, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CORN. I LOVE IT