Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's... corn.

Walter

Not very spooky, but it is tasty.

Wanda

Who is trying to pass this ordinary corn cob off as candy?

Warly

It could use some butter and salt.

Wigfrid

A confection to strike terror into any warrior's heart!

Maxwell

Who is making all this candy, exactly?

Webber

Haha, that's not candy!

Wendy

Sigh. At least it's honest.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Hmm, well, at least there's a healthy option on the table.

Willow

Ewwww it's corn flavored!

Winona

That's no treat.

Wolfgang

Very bland. Reminds Wolfgang of back home candy!

Woodie

Just a regular ol' cob of corn.

Wormwood

Yum!

Wortox

It's just human corn.

Wurt

Corn!!

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INFERIOR CORN OF CANDY