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Raisins

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Everyone'll be raisin' a fuss over these.

I don't know what some people's problem is, raisins are good!

A little extra fiber never hurt anyone.

Real raisins! Think of the culinary potential.

That monarch swine insults me.

I am much more disappointed than I thought I'd be.

Oh, Ms. Wicker! We saved these for you!

Life is a swirling abyss of suffering and disappointment.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'll take the ones you don't want, dears.

Burn them!!!

That's just regular food.

Little shrivelly sadlumps.

Eh. I don't mind 'em.

Belly stuff

Hm... I don't think I'll like that.

Can eat yours if you don't want them, florp.

THE KING OF PIGS WILL BE THE FIRST IMPRISONED WHEN I AM OVERLORD