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Ham Bat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This seems unsanitary.

Don't get any ideas, Woby.

Well, the pig had it coming.

Mmm, ham popsicle!

A weapon fit for the great dining halls!

An undignified weapon for a less refined time.

An interesting way to use food.

Death begets death.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This was perhaps not the most efficient use of resources.

Pleased to meat you!

Good fer a smackin'.

Is still good.

What a waste of good ham.

Twirly Tail Whacker

I'll bring it down with a mighty hamTHWACK!

Use meat for hitting? Never thought of that, florp.

TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS