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Kelp Fronds

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It gets my pockets all wet and gross.

Sea monster hair. Obviously.

It tastes about as good as it looks.

Salad of the sea!

Ridiculous sea vegetable.

Can I eat something that's not slimy for once?

Slimy, yet satisfying.

It's... I don't know. Sigh.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It is an edible kelp species.

HEY! Who dares me to eat it raw?

I'll try anything once.

Slimy sea spinach!

Could cook it up real nice.

Belly stuff?

Kelp would be of no help.

Sea snack!

I STOLE IT FROM THE HORRIBLE WATER