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Leafy Meatloaf

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Mystery leaf meat.

I guess it's one way to eat your vegetables.

The loaf has been set very fashionably in jelly.

A basic recipe, elevated through the use of this strange meat!

It has a suspiciously non-meat smell to it.

Exceptionally mediocre.

Not quite how mother used to make it.

It's nothing like any meatloaf I've tried.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Such an unusual flavor!

Uh, is it supposed to be green?

It's hard to pin down the flavor...

This food confuses Wolfgang.

Not my cup of tea.

Is friend? Or not friend?

Even the mortals don't seem to care for it.

Nuh-uh.

IT CONTAINS A SATISFACTORY AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS