Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Vegetarian, but not cruelty-free.

Walter

It's not quite the same.

Wanda

It has a very interesting texture.

Warly

Perhaps this is how we'll convince Mademoiselle Wigfrid to eat her vegetables?

Wigfrid

This will suffice until I find real meat.

Maxwell

How pedestrian.

Webber

This hamburger tastes kind of... grassy?

Wendy

It's drab and flavorless...

Ms. Wickerbottom

At least I shouldn't have to worry about it being undercooked.

Willow

Does this burger taste weird to anyone else?

Winona

It's not like any burger I've ever tried.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang want to eat cow, not eat LIKE cow.

Woodie

It never tastes the same as actual meat...

Wormwood

Hmmm

Wortox

Mortals seem to get quite irritated when you mess with their food.

Wurt

Glurph, not real veggie!

WX-78

INSERT FOOD INTO FACEPLATE