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Volt Goat

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think it liked being struck by lightning.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

"Baaaah" yourself!

Did that goat just get struck by lightning?!

That's a weird looking mountain goat.

What happened to you? You look a mess!

Come here you old goat!

Goat milkshake!

I had a goat once.

The lightning has made you a unicorn warrior!

May I call you Unicorn?

Chaaarge!

What's it always chewing on?

It's all glowy.

My father kept goats.

Chaaaarge!

Look at those hooves.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Quite keen.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A variant of Capra aegagrus, keen on electricity.

You're crazy!

Bouncy goat.

Electrifying! Ha!

You and I are gonna get along.

Is flash before eyes.

Hello, goat.

Nice goat, nice goat!

That's a nice pair of horns you've got there.

Yaaah!

Lovely head branches

That one got zapped recently.

Your horns aren't so great.

Should run now!

Curly-head!

CHARGE IS INSUFFICIENT TO POWER OVERLOAD

DOES IT HAVE MECHANICAL INSIDES?