Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks worried.

Walter

Yep, this log's definitely haunted.

Wanda

This log is a lot livelier than it should be.

Warly

Magic building blocks!

Wigfrid

Burning such magic would seem a waste.

Maxwell

I like the noise they make when you burn them.

Webber

This log has a face.

Wendy

It is forever screaming silently.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This log is special.

Willow

It looks upset.

Winona

Stop looking at me like that.

Wolfgang

Creepy face log!

Woodie

I want to keep you, and call you "Frank".

Wormwood

Friend. Nice friend

Wortox

Don't look at me with those sad eyes!

Wurt

Feel kinda bad, florp...

WX-78

EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG