Words of the Constant
Drying Rack
Wilson P. HiggsburyThe rack got dried.
Wilson P. HiggsburyJerky time!
Wilson P. HiggsburyIn laboratory terms, we would call that "dry".
Wilson P. HiggsburyMeat takes a while to dry.
Wilson P. HiggsburyMeat takes even longer to dry in rain.
Wilson P. HiggsburyRain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day.
Wilson P. HiggsburyDrying things is not an exact science.
Wilson P. HiggsburyThose look like they could use some meat.
WalterIt burned up!
WalterYour jerky's ready, ma'am!
WalterYour jerky's ready, ma'am!
WalterIt should be ready soon.
WalterOh no, it's never going to dry in this rain!
WalterOh no, it's never going to dry in this rain!
WalterIt should be ready soon.
WalterThose are some pretty swell looking drying racks.
WandaOh botheration!
WandaIt's done! Finally!!
WandaI think it's been aged enough.
WandaI'll be old and grey before it's done...
WandaThe weather is not cooperating.
WandaThis isn't helping.
WandaIt's like watching paint dry.
WandaMaybe I could help the poor old thing, if I have a spare minute or two...
WarlyToo dry! Too dry!
WarlyYour jerky is served!!
WarlyEt voilà! It is done!
WarlyNot quite dry enough.
WarlyNow it is more like a rehydrating rack...
WarlyNow we're just watering it.
WarlyNot quite ready yet.
WarlyIt looks so bare... perhaps I could put some meat on it.
WigfridSuch a shame.
WigfridThe moisture has been vanquished!
Wigfrid'Tis as dry as an empty well!
WigfridIt's being prepared just the way I like it.
WigfridAll this rain isn't helping.
WigfridAll this rain isn't helping.
WigfridIt's drying out nicely.
WigfridI'd be cantankerous too if I were left without meat!
MaxwellIt's too brittle to hang meat on now.
MaxwellDoes she even have teeth?
MaxwellLike the desert.
MaxwellStill moist.
MaxwellMoist and staying that way.
MaxwellMoist and staying that way.
MaxwellStill moist.
MaxwellPerhaps if she were fed, she'd be less ill-tempered.
WebberIt burned away.
WebberMa'am! It's food time!