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Merm Head

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day.

Darnit, there goes my evidence.

Woah, it's not made of rubber! I think it's real!

Oh, that is vile.

I wonder how long they've been at war.

I think it needs to burned again! Pee-eew!

Its odor is not improving with time...

Beheaded. Burnt. Stinky.

I could smell it from back there!

Roasted merm head. Delicious.

The eyes follow you around.

I wonder who that was.

A waste of food.

Somehow, it found a way to sink even lower.

No dignity at all.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It's neither rotting nor fermenting now.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm uncertain whether it is rotting or fermenting.

Double whammy!

That's what you get for being so stinky!

Hooboy, that's a powerful stench.

I'd better hammer down that eyesore.

Not so nice looking now.

What a handsome devil!

Amazingly, it smells even worse now.

Smells like a factory trawler.

Just ashes

Rotten

So long, repulsive head.

I guess there are more distasteful things than soul consumption.

Glurp...

Who do such thing...

TRIAL BY FIRE

THE FISHBEAST IS MORE IDIOTIC LOOKING THAN USUAL