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Mighty Gym

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It won't pull any muscles now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think I pulled a muscle just looking at it...

Aww, I never even got to try it...

Wow! I wonder if I could be as strong as Mr. Wolfgang one day...

Well, that's that. Time to move on.

I don't know where he finds the time for such things.

I think he might have overdone it.

I think perhaps I'll stick to cooking.

'Twas a fiery display indeed!

My friend doth possess strength that could rival mighty Thor's!

The show's over.

Hmph. I suppose some people are impressed by shows of brute strength.

Uh oh... Mr. Wolfgang won't be very happy...

Can we try, Mr. Wolfgang? We've got extra arms to lift with!

It's nothing but ashes and memories.

It seems strength can only be found through suffering.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'd suggest looking elsewhere for a place to exercise.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Do be careful not to overexert yourself, dear.

I don't know what Wolfgang's so upset about, I thought the fire effects were great!

You know what this strongman show needs? Pyrotechnics!

Aw shoot, I hope the big guy isn't too upset.

I might've helped him a little bit on the mechanical side of things.

Wolfgang will hold back mighty tears...

Watch, puny friends! Wolfgang will perform feats of strength!

Ah, that's too bad, eh?

So that's where all my good boards went!!

Oh... poor muscle man...

Muscle man home

The exercise has been exorcised.

Mortals have such curious ways.

Glurp! Didn't do it!!

Can do it too! Mermfolk super strong, flurt!

HOW SAD

THE LARGE ONE SEEMS TO LIKE THIS FLESHLING TORTURE DEVICE