Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Hey! What happened to my hair?!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm done with this monkey business!

Curious little guy.

All of a sudden I can't stop thinking about bananas...

Walter

Uhh, something really weird is happening!

Walter

Woby, c'mere girl! It's okay, I'm me again!

Walter

I've only ever seen them in zoos!

And so it begins...

Oh botheration! I don't have time to monkey about!

Wanda

Finally! I was starting to think I'd never return to normal!

Wanda

They're up to their old tricks.

I'm beginning to feel a bit unwell...

Mon dieu, I've become a monkey!

I don't think I'll be cooking with bananas for a while...

A new species of irritation.

Wigfrid

What foul magic is this?

Wigfrid

I've been bewitched!!

Wigfrid

Thank Odin, the curse hath been lifted.

I don't trust you.

I've just had the most unpleasant feeling...

Maxwell

A monkey? Have I not suffered enough humiliation already?!

Maxwell

Nobody. Bring this up. Again.

Maxwell

I don't have time for you!

Webber

We feel weird... weirder than usual...

Webber

What? How...? Now we're really confused...

We're us again!

He just wants to learn!

I feel... strange...

Don't laugh at me Abigail! It's not funny!

Wendy

I never imagined being glad to be myself...

Wendy

Living without the burden of intelligence must be nice.

Ms. Wickerbottom

What an unusual sensation.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh dear. This is an unfortunate development.

Ah. Much better.

They produce quite an odor.

Brrr, what was that? I just got goosebumps.

What the... HEY! I don't want to be a monkey!

Ugh, I still feel itchy all over...

Joke's on you! I can burn this poo.

Uuurgh, I don't feel so good...

I guess now I'm a real grease monkey. Ha...

That was more than enough monkeying around for me.

No monkeying around on the job.

Wolfgang

Hmm... there is something... not right...

Wolfgang

No! Wolfgang should at least be mighty gorilla!

Wolfgang

Ah. Back to mighty self.

Ugly monkey man!

Uh-oh. This is a familiar feelin'...

Woodie

Why does this kinda thing keep happening to me?