Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

At least it will keep my hair dry.

Walter

It makes me look like a real pirate!

Wanda

Oh, wearing it does make one feel rather mischievous...

Warly

It makes me look like a seasoned seafarer, non?

Wigfrid

It still smells of monkey.

Maxwell

Ugh, it makes me look like a common deckhand.

Webber

It's a bit itchy.

Wendy

It makes my hair itch...

Ms. Wickerbottom

It could use a thorough washing.

Willow

It kinda itches...

Winona

Keeps the sun off your head and the hair outta your face.

Wolfgang

Looks better on Wolfgang than it did on monkeys.

Woodie

I sure hope there aren't any fleas in it.

Wormwood

Cheeky head thing

Wortox

When at sea, do as the monkeys do, hyuyu!

Wurt

It ban... bander... banerana... head wrapper!

WX-78

THERE IS STILL MONKEY HAIR ON IT. REVOLTING