Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Strange-smelling jerky.

Walter

Hey Woby, it's your favourite!

Wanda

All the life's dried out of it.

Warly

Could use... better judgment...

Wigfrid

All dried up.

Maxwell

My teeth are getting too old for this.

Webber

It's really chewy.

Wendy

Meat turned dry and weird-tasting.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Salty, yet satisfying.

Willow

It's dry and smells strange.

Winona

Drying didn't help none.

Wolfgang

Look like leather, taste like leather.

Woodie

I still don't want to eat it.

Wormwood

Hmmm...

Wortox

I still do not wish to eat it.

Wurt

Smells even worse now, florp!

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